Can someone write a conversation as though you were a European explorer trying to convince a monarch to fund your expedition?

Can someone write a conversation as though you were a European explorer trying to convince a monarch to fund your expedition?
The Queen of England: What do you want of us, you filthy rougue?
Explorer: Pardon your majesty and all that, but we was wonderin' if it might be possible that we could have a boat and some maps and biscuits, your lovliness.
The Q of E: Sod off!